I think you should definitely start doing it on trains, f.
After all...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6D-1akP_w
It was bad enough when I thought they were volunteers, but the cunds are on commission.
I once had a row with an Amnesty International won once when i took a bird out on a date to London. They were on the news at the time for doing something i disagreed with and I made a right tit of myself tbf