I broke a shoe once on my way to making a speech honouring someone who'd died in an accident. I tried to fix it with Pritt Stick but it looked like a flipping alligator as the glue had come unstuck or something.
I asked the guy driving me to walk in front so people wouldn't see me from a distance and since the ceremony was in the middle of a cloud I think I got away with it.
I'd recommend here to eat - http://www.ribsnbeer.com/index.php/en/ - All you can eat ribs and a good selection of beer. You don't need much more imo.