So according to The Times, Jeremy Corbyn is going to announce today

[Sir C]

Really? You can bet she's incredibly hairy down below, of course.

I've considered that. I'll send Laurie Penny in armed with a packet of disposable razors.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Really? You can bet she's incredibly hairy down below, of course.

We live in hope.

[Burney]

It gets better, their pitch will be that by spending £500bil we will reach 0% unemployment

This despite the fact that it is by cutting public spending and encouraging capitalist endeavour that we have got unemployment down to record levels, of course?

[Burney]

I've considered that. I'll send Laurie Penny in armed with a packet of disposable razors.

You'll need more than that. It's like steel wool, I reckon.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

You'll need more than that. It's like steel wool, I reckon.

Women have pubic hair. Little girls don't. Ugh.

[Sir C]

Women have pubic hair. Little girls don't. Ugh.

And men have hairy faces, little boys don't. Women have hairy legs, little girls don't.

[Burney]

Women have pubic hair. Little girls don't. Ugh.

Ermmm...you might want to consider rewriting that, m, as it could currently be read as a paean to the sexual attractiveness of little girls.

NTTAWWI, of course.

[Burney]

And men have hairy faces, little boys don't. Women have hairy legs, little girls don't.

Presumably, mo sports a giant, Old Testament beard in order to ward off pederasts?

[World's End Stella]

This despite the fact that it is by cutting public spending and encouraging capitalist endeavour that we have got unemployment down to record levels, of course?

I'd be surprised if he was capable of that level of analysis, Burney.

Tax rich. Spend money on jobs for poor. Unemployment goes down. Job done. I'm a genius.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Ermmm...you might want to consider rewriting that, m, as it could currently be read as a paean to the sexual attractiveness of little girls.

NTTAWWI, of course.

Au contraire. I am a great supporter of hair. There is no reason to remove it on women's mons veneris other than the glut of American porn with shaved females which we have been fed with in the last 20/30 years. I suppose they didn't want to catch lice or whatever.