Three defeats on the trot for Mourinho

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Bookies cut odds on his being sacked to 8/1.

[Redwater]

It's very enjoyable watching this classless, repellent individual lose his 'magic touch'. Long may it last.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Bookies cut odds on his being sacked to 8/1.

Mourinho, wherever you may be.
You scored one and they scored three.
The odds on your sacking are worth a punt.
Cos you're a completely despicable cünt.

[Ash]

Mourinho, wherever you may be.
You scored one and they scored three.
The odds on your sacking are worth a punt.
Cos you're a completely despicable cünt.

Is that your own work, Ganpz? Not a bad effort. It scans and it rhymes, at least.

[Sir C]

Bookies cut odds on his being sacked to 8/1.

I'm slightly concerned that Rooney's head is actually going to explode.

Well, I say, 'concerned', I probably mean, 'hopeful'.

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm slightly concerned that Rooney's head is actually going to explode.

Well, I say, 'concerned', I probably mean, 'hopeful'.

I loved his little word in the ear of the linesman yesterday. It was like "I haven't been booked yet, tell the ref I said something offensive so I keep up my reputation"*



*"Of course it was more likely **** off you stupid ****"

[Burney]

I'm slightly concerned that Rooney's head is actually going to explode.

Well, I say, 'concerned', I probably mean, 'hopeful'.

The whole United team is just a bit weird if you ask me. Rooney's continued presence is a big part of that.

[Sir C]

I loved his little word in the ear of the linesman yesterday. It was like "I haven't been booked yet, tell the ref I said something offensive so I keep up my reputation"*



*"Of course it was more likely **** off you stupid ****"

His attempt to snap that Watford player's shin was also quite remarkable.

[Brentwood]

If JM fails to turn their fortunes around, after Moyes and LVG failed after spending an absolute king's ransom, then I'll start to believe that Fergie is some sort of witch

[World's End Stella]

His attempt to snap that Watford player's shin was also quite remarkable.

I briefly considered the possibility that Mourinho might drag the Munichs into a bottom half of the table position as he did with Chelsea and that he is then fired before the season is out. It was quite the most delicious thought and it filled me with joy.

But there's no way the football gods would allow it, sadly