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Thread: Going under the knife tomorrow for a hernia op :-(

  1. #11

    Hernia? Get a proper operation, you soft southern jessie type

    I had a triple heart bypass in March this year. That's a proper operation.

    Jeez...

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The last time an AWIMBer did that, they then posted an x-ray of their cock and then went mental.

    Will you be following suit?
    Is there a reference number for this post of yesteryear? Need to see!

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I did it lifting an oven, trying to be the big man, when I'm actually just a fey middle class Jew with a few pathetic vanity muscles but **** all actual core strength.

    That's what the doctor said, anyway.
    You should've got him with your nunchucks after

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    A hernia? That's what common people get from, I don't know, lifting bags of coal, I suppose.

    I wonder whether you'll die?
    In fact no. common people know how to lift because they've been doing it for decades.

  5. #15
    Lifting his wallet imo, geddit, eh? eh? eh?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Blupunter View Post
    I had a triple heart bypass in March this year. That's a proper operation.

    Jeez...
    But that probably means you're morbidly obese, old or both - not to mention northern - and therefore resigned to death being on the cards sooner rather than later. Such an operation, however serious, will hold no fear for you, whereas I am in the pique of health and suffering any kind of physical malady is an alien feeling to me.
    Last edited by Monty92; 09-07-2016 at 08:16 PM.

  7. #17
    Good luck with this project Monty!

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