Haha! I once had a sort of snail and mushroom crumble in frogland described as 'Les escargots avec ses compagnons les champignons'. Frogs are weird, aren't they?Originally Posted by Burney
I'm in pre-holiday fridge-emptying mode. For my lunch there will be bacon.
Quite a lot of bacon, actually.
You dirty, dirty Dutch ****er.
It was awfully good, but only in that 'snail as vehicle for garlic' way in which escargots always please.
I quite like the idea of snails and mushrooms being chums. It's cute.
I seem to be in a punning mood. Earlier today I heard that a chap I know called Nick Brown is moving on from a company that also employs another Nick Brown, which has always been confusing. I then quipped that they'd decided between them that 'Nick Brown ain't big enough for the both of us'.
Not even a smile was raised. OK, it only half worked and was a bit laboured, but I deserved some appreciation for effort at least. ****ers.
Pearls before swine, b, pearls before swine.I quite like the idea of snails and mushrooms being chums. It's cute.
I seem to be in a punning mood. Earlier today I heard that a chap I know called Nick Brown is moving on from a company that also employs another Nick Brown, which has always been confusing. I then quipped that they'd decided between them that 'Nick Brown ain't big enough for the both of us'.
Not even a smile was raised. OK, it only half worked and was a bit laboured, but I deserved some appreciation for effort at least. ****ers.
Mind you, remember Stephen's words on the matter...
Yes, but Stephen could be rather dour and I'm not sure he ever deliberately said anything funny in the whole series of books.
Oh he was often funny when taking the piss out of Jack in that gentle, ribbing style.
I wonder if it's almost time for another voyage through the canon. It might well be,
A voyage through the canon of voyages and cannon, one might say?
I really must stop this. It's becoming compulsive.
Speaking of Jacks, well in fact it may be the same Jack you refer to, there was quite the spread on that bloke/lesbian Monroe in last week’s paper, Guardian perhaps, or Observer. I did not read the piece as I only ever skim non-sports printed media.
To illustrate her gender dilemma there was one picture of her looking like the dog rough lesbian that nobody would, and then the other she was quite made up, but you still wouldn’t.
Then there was a picture of the former her/him. She’s added quite a bit of timber, as such.
Oh, you should have read it, sw. It was the most abject bit of attention-seeking puff I've ever heard even from that silly cow. Apparently, she's attracted to 'masculine men' at the moment - despite supposedly being a lezzer or something. It all confirms me in my opinion that lesbians aren't real.
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