Things that could have gone better on my trip to Naples last week

[Burney]

1) Not missing our flight (National Express delayed by 50 minutes. Cost of rebooking on the next flight 6 hours later on the other side of London = £130)
2) Not staying with the least welcoming and convivial Italian mother ever, whose idea of hospitality was giving me a wide berth every time she saw me and slamming a plate full of fried cheese balls in front of me for dinner, two nights in a row
3) Not driving two hours in the wrong direction to the beach, on the only sunny day
4) Not walking to our hire car to drive to the airport only to find it had been towed away and replaced by a street market, with no signs in sight (Cost or reclaiming our car = €150)

Apart form that, great trip.

National Express? You mean a coach? Are you ****ing kidding?

What is actually wrong with you, man?

[Pat Vegas]

National Express? You mean a coach? Are you ****ing kidding?

What is actually wrong with you, man?

Have you seen his car insurance costs!

[PSRB]

Airports are great though, p. They have bars and everything

Hmmm, they're crap on the homeward leg though and Turin airport is awful

[Monty92]

Why would a 50 minute delay make you miss a flight? Surely any sensible person aims to get to an airport 2-3 hours before a flight

3 hours before a short-haul? **** that. 1 hour 30 max

[Monty92]

2 hours the wrong way. Where did you end up Foggia? Unless you were heading North if you had driven a few mins longer you would have found a different beach.

I've no idea. My friend who ****ing grew up in Naples was driving. I have no clue how he ****ed up so badly.

[Pat Vegas]

I've no idea. My friend who ****ing grew up in Naples was driving. I have no clue how he ****ed up so badly.

Did he make fun of you for wearing your seatbelt?

They always do to me

[SWv2]

Why were you staying with an Italian family?

[Luis Anaconda]

3 hours before a short-haul? **** that. 1 hour 30 max

And how did that work out for you?

[Pat Vegas]

Why were you staying with an Italian family?

he's taken this Brexit stuff too seriously.

[The Jorge]

Why were you staying with an Italian family?

For the cheese balls, duh