Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Does she have fat legs, m?

I'm sorry for your trouble.
She's pregnant! Your body goes to ****ing **** when you've got a human growing inside you. I see little benefit in denying this. It's not like it's due to gluttony or even bad genes. It's just what happens if you choose to have a kid.

So, frankly, **** her in the ear.