I remember explaining to some self-proclaimed afficianado that I found Islay Malts actively disgusting and he suggested with a straight face that I ought to add a drop of water to them. A literal drop of water! I had visions of the silly c@nt sitting at home with a glass of the foul, TCP-tasting filth and a fúcking pipette.
Seriously, who's got the time for that shíte?
Originally Posted by Burney
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