Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Yus, my dear.

Despite which, it appears his daughter nursed him in his dotage. In return for which, he left her 5 grand in his will, leaving £250,000 to...wait for it...a children's home

It's fair to say that Arthur may have been a really horrible ****.
Well one assumes she'd had the benefit of his member for some years, so perhaps he felt he'd given enough

Dinner tonight: Sausages, chips, beans. I may chuck a fried egg into the mix. Oh go on then, two fried eggs and a slice of bread and butter.