Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
you might, b.

Like licking phlegm off a tortoise...
I genuinely do not understand why people wouldn't like oysters. They aren't snotty, they're chewy and meaty and delicious. I mean seriously, what is there not to like about the taste? Salty and fresh and just lifted with a bit of shallot vinegar or green tabasco? Outstanding. Just one of the best things in the world to eat, surely?