Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
I ignored a homeless woman in Washington DC once and she called me a "big-nosed mother f*cker".

I took solace in the fact that, on balance, she'd have swapped her regular sized nose for having a f*cking bed to sleep in, the rancid homeless slag.
To be fair, she did have you bang to rights on a very short acquaintance. Quite perceptive for an indigent, really.