Its beyond a joke. Smith looks like his family has just been killed.
He cheated at cricket and got caught.
Oh, but that's a different matter entirely. This has apparently brought back dark memories of being summoned before the beak as a schoolboy, having been caught smoking behind the chapel.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."