You do express a most touching faith in academe, g.
By the time you've got your knees brown you will come to appreciate that daft lads who've spent their whole lives at school have learnt the square root of fúck all.
University of Life. School of Hard Knocks. That's where you want to take your learning.
Right. The money's better too.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."