So far, all we've heard is from women he's asked for a massage, masturbated into a pot plant in front of or greeted in his dressing gown. We've heard nothing to my knowledge of him slipping anyone the fattener, have we?
Special mention to Donna Karan though, for inserting a bit of old-fashioned common sense into the kerfuffle. And no doubt saving me a few quid this Winter into the bargain
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."