Ugh! May and Corbyn are going to have a 'Leaders' debate'

[Peter]

Oh, well in that case fair enough. It'll make feck all difference anyway. I quite liked the thing in the French presidential debate where there was no audience and minimal mediation by the host. Nobody needs the audience clapping like performing seals and getting all puffed up because they're getting to ask a question.

You want a slanging match? Same here. Just let them the two of them bite at each other. No audience- the public ruin everything, particularly the sort of arsehole that would go to something like this.