A straw poll of the chaps around me reveals that Benteke is a lazy shítcùnt for £30m and all West Ham players are overpaid shítcùnts.
Do you work with Bueno? I can't ask anyone as I am in Hong Kong until the weekend. I breathe a sigh of relief that I am away from all the merriment down in N5.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman