I'm trying to decide whether I prefer my Hula Hoops in beef

[Sir C]

Ritz biscuits with Primula cheese made into a little biscuity sandwich

Carrs Cheese Melts for actual proper cheese board stuff

I once saw a tube of Primula cheese with, wait for it, prawns.

The really distressing part of the story is that I bought the tube of Primula cheese with prawns, and I ate the tube of Primula cheese with prawns.