Disagree, red. I loved taking care of my two when they were toddlers. Greatest things in the world are toddlers.
Spend the day taking care of them, playing with them, feeding them, putting them to bed, then a takeaway in front of the telly with Spanish football on.
Life doesn't get any better than that.
It's not about what anybody likes though, is it. It's about what's right, what works.
The style I described has survived the centuries, the generations; your way will be lucky to survive *you*.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."