I didn't realise that the rules had changed that made a dark yellow offence into

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a bright red.

Yet Graham Poll assures his Daily Mail readers that any foul with no chance of getting the ball is now a red card. We were widely told about the new guidelines around holding and dissent, but I don't remember hearing about this one.

EDIT: I'm wrong. Poll didn't say that, someone else did but I can't remember who. Poll said it was a dangerous challenge and serious foul play.