Be honest, as unpalatable as it might be on so many levels, a Spurs win tonight would make this place a rather good laugh tomorrow.
Watching Burney's head explode just might be worth it.
Come now, AFC East, some things are surely beyond football rivalries and watching Burney’s head explode must be one of them?
An otherwise intelligent and articulate man spontaneously combusting because of a football result in a competition he claims to loathe.
How could it get better than that?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'