Sir C " It will be an absolute pleasure to be forceably penetrated by such a polite young man."
Tremendous potential in that young and fresh footballer
He could be one for the future
I'm imagining what sex with Theo Walcott would be like now.
I reckon there'd be a lot of panicky fumbling, followed by frantically rapid coitus that concludes with him pulling out and coming all over the headboard.
I'm imagining what sex with Theo Walcott would be like now.
I reckon there'd be a lot of panicky fumbling, followed by frantically rapid coitus that concludes with him pulling out and coming all over the headboard.
Berni in "imagining" gay sex shocker
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar