I was rather looking forward to Arteta. Proper gentleman, knows what the club is

[Sir C]

According to the Times this morning he is tactically obsessive, spends hours watching tape and likes to play on the counter.

Jesus Christ we've employed Jose Mourinho.

[Burney]

Jesus Christ we've employed Jose Mourinho.

I'm already feeling a bit 'You're not my real dad!' about this cvnt, to be honest.

[redgunamo]

No, that's Anus you're thinking of. Little Anus must be what? Two or three now?

Oh? Well, she'll never get anywhere in football with a name like that. "Big" Anus?

[Sir C]

Meh. Great pools.

Not so many poofs, of course. What with them getting lobbed of tall buildings and all.

*I don't care, they all piss in the same pot.

[IUFG]

And the slavery. Don't forget the slavery.

Shhhh! they refer to it as 'bonded labour', b.

[WES]

Shhhh! they refer to it as 'bonded labour', b.

Meh again, they don't want to be treated like slaves, don't go to Dubai. You make your choices in life and then you live with them imo.

Also, no one mentioned the endless blue skies, hot weather, attentive service and Russian prostitutes laying around the pool in thongs.

[Pokster]

Meh again, they don't want to be treated like slaves, don't go to Dubai. You make your choices in life and then you live with them imo.

Also, no one mentioned the endless blue skies, hot weather, attentive service and Russian prostitutes laying around the pool in thongs.

But you also get overly sweaty Canadians by the pool (hopefully not in a thong )

[IUFG]

Also, no one mentioned the endless blue skies, hot weather, attentive service and Russian prostitutes laying around the pool in thongs.

and, some of the restaurants are pretty good tbh

Abd el Wahab at Pier 7

[Burney]

Shhhh! they refer to it as 'bonded labour', b.

That'd be the 'bond' whereby they take their passports away, force them to work 12 hours a day, six days a week for a pittance well below what they were promised (in appalling and dangerous conditions, of course), leaving them bound by debt to their employers and legally unable to appeal or demonstrate due to having pretty much no rights?

[Sir C]

That'd be the 'bond' whereby they take their passports away, force them to work 12 hours a day, six days a week for a pittance well below what they were promised (in appalling and dangerous conditions, of course), leaving them bound by debt to their employers and legally unable to appeal or demonstrate due to having pretty much no rights?

Apparently that's all OK because the Best Western Jebel Ali does a terrific all you can eat Chinese buffet which serves the best Chinese food in the world.