The first asked me to sit on a disciplinary panel for two students who attended a rugby club function 'blacked up' as Venus and Serena Williams.
The second asked me to visit a potential new partner. Tottenham ****ing Hotspur.
I am not answering the phone again today.
It does rather suggest that some of your charges there may not be exactly of the brightest, doesn't it? I'm trying to imagine how, during what were presumably hours of preparation devising, acquiring and applying the costume, it wouldn't occur to at least one of them that this sort of thing hasn't been acceptable for about 25 years?