Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
There's that lovely Spike line about T E Lawrence being chased by Turks waving pots of Vaseline...

During 2020 I had one haircut. I intend to go the whole of 2021 without troubling the barber's chair.

I reckon I've saved about 45 quid so far.
I feel that in this context 'Male only' takes on a very sinister tone.

The missus has been doing a sterling job with my hair, to be fair. But she refuses to trim my nostrils or burn the hair out of my ears, so I'm going to have to be exposed to the tender mercies of Mustafa.