The New Year is 12 months long, so she's probably right.
More pressingly, the second person to get vaxxed was a man called William Shakespeare from Warwickshire. WHAT SORT OF STUPID C*NT DIDN'T HAVE HIM GO FIRST, FFS?! This is why the NHS is f@cking useless - low-quality people who can't even recognise a PR open goal when it's presented to them. W@nkers.
Is this a needle I see before me?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'