Someone needs to break it to poor Margaret that getting vaccinated isn't her ticket

[barrybueno]

The New Year is 12 months long, so she's probably right.

More pressingly, the second person to get vaxxed was a man called William Shakespeare from Warwickshire. WHAT SORT OF STUPID C*NT DIDN'T HAVE HIM GO FIRST, FFS?! This is why the NHS is f@cking useless - low-quality people who can't even recognise a PR open goal when it's presented to them. W@nkers.

Is this a needle I see before me?