Someone needs to break it to poor Margaret that getting vaccinated isn't her ticket

[Burney]

She would surely have said "next year" in that case...

And one could argue that a woman called Margaret is almost as quintessentially and iconically British as the Bard. They should have shoved it in her arm while she was fiddling with her purse at the supermarket check out.

To be honest, given that she's 90, I applaud her optimism.

I'm amazed no-one's asked whether she voted Leave or Remain yet.