How the f*ck is this place still going?

[Sir C]

So anyway, I'm getting two kittens.

Charlie and Lola.

That's my news - what's yours?

What sort of kittens, m? Bred or rescue? Do you know how to be a responsible cat owner? Hmm?

I’ve been ‘working’ remotely’, which mainly means going riding or taking my ponies for walks. I like this new life.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

So anyway, I'm getting two kittens.

Charlie and Lola.

That's my news - what's yours?

Had a K-sesh with some old mates for 2 days and then made fillet steak tartare for lunch to sober up. But can't get to India or France cos of this ****ing virus.

What are the cats? i.e. type, colour?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

So anyway, I'm getting two kittens.

Charlie and Lola.

That's my news - what's yours?

start running up vet's bills (your going to nonce them aren't you?)

[Pat Vegas]

You can tell things are bad when I don't even post anymore.

[Burney]

I'm a great fan of the Skoda, i. Enjoy.

I loved my Octavia. Never gave me a minute's trouble and had a splendid boot.
I must say the Superb is rather palatial inside. I haven't had a chance to look at its boot, though.

[IUFG]

I must say the Superb is rather palatial inside. I haven't had a chance to look at its boot, though.

Fúcking huge, b.

Cavernous with the seats down.

276 of your horse powers.

4 wheel-drive.

Thirstier than Oliver Reed.

[Burney]

Fúcking huge, b.

Cavernous with the seats down.

276 of your horse powers.

4 wheel-drive.

Thirstier than Oliver Reed.

Yes, I was driven somewhere from an airport in one. I was highly impressed. I didn't consider anything so vulgar as fuel efficiency.

[IUFG]

I didn't consider anything so vulgar as fuel efficiency.

one only considers this when they are personally shovelling a small fortune into it every week...

[Ash]

That's my news - what's yours?

First they took my freedom.
Then they took my job.
Then they took my dignity.

And the other week the mayor threatened to take away the damned fresh air as well.

On the plus side I got a free six month MOT thanks to the lockdown so the trusty old steed, Shadowfax, got to stay out of the dog food factory. 16 years old now. And it still plays gramophone records.

[TheCurly]

Company where I work shut for 2 days
Seriously thinking of announcing i have the heebeejeebees to get some time off.I'm a grandfather now you know.