About time all this clapping *******s stopped isn’t it?

[Burney]

Yeah, ****ing idiotic. Why has this clapping **** become a weekly thing? It was a bit embarrassing the first time, now it’s just getting worse and becoming more of a spectacle every week. I don’t get it. Firemen put their lives in danger regularly and nobody makes a fuss. It’s their ****ing job!

To be fair, I strongly suspect it's one of those phenomena that are less widespread than the media would have you believe. I don't know of any member of my family who've had it happen where they live, for instance.

[IUFG]

To be fair, I strongly suspect it's one of those phenomena that are less widespread than the media would have you believe. I don't know of any member of my family who've had it happen where they live, for instance.

one family, and only one family, near us do it every week.

he's a pharmacist, she's a nurse...

[Burney]

one family, and only one family, near us do it every week.

he's a pharmacist, she's a nurse...

Hopefully it'll stop if we get some dodgy weather.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

To be fair, I strongly suspect it's one of those phenomena that are less widespread than the media would have you believe. I don't know of any member of my family who've had it happen where they live, for instance.

My mum and dad have been doing it My youngest sister stopped after the first time so I’ll stay in contact with her.

[Sir C]

To be fair, I strongly suspect it's one of those phenomena that are less widespread than the media would have you believe. I don't know of any member of my family who've had it happen where they live, for instance.

The first time it happened the wind was in the south and we could hear it coming from the council estate.

Layabout, lefty scum.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The first time it happened the wind was in the south and we could hear it coming from the council estate.

Layabout, lefty scum.

You may not have noticed, C, but there's a fairly valid reason why many people aren't at work atm.

And isn't the clapping at 8pm or something? You can't really complain that a chap back in his own home by 8pm must be some wastrel layabout.

[Sir C]

You may not have noticed, C, but there's a fairly valid reason why many people aren't at work atm.

And isn't the clapping at 8pm or something? You can't really complain that a chap back in his own home by 8pm must be some wastrel layabout.

Oh I didn’t mean because of the clapping, g. I was just describing all council tenants as layabouts.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh I didn’t mean because of the clapping, g. I was just describing all council tenants as layabouts.

Council house tarts are the best though c. Pure filth

[Sir C]

Council house tarts are the best though c. Pure filth

With the Croydon facelift and the velour leisure pants? Not for me, h. I prefer little bit the chinawoman.

[Burney]

With the Croydon facelift and the velour leisure pants? Not for me, h. I prefer little bit the chinawoman.

Whenever I see a woman in velour leisure pants, I assume she has a sexually transmitted disease - or at the very least rampant thrush.