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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I would be amazed if it's that low.
    Some sciencey fellow on twitter reckons they’ve lost 2 million. He might be mental though.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Some sciencey fellow on twitter reckons they’ve lost 2 million. He might be mental though.
    Well there's a few billion of the cun+s, so given what we know about the mortality rate of this disease, 2 million sounds reasonable.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well there's a few billion of the cun+s, so given what we know about the mortality rate of this disease, 2 million sounds reasonable.
    Sweeping 30,000 corpses under the carpet is one thing b, but 2 million? That’s an awful lot of grieving relatives to keep quiet.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Sweeping 30,000 corpses under the carpet is one thing b, but 2 million? That’s an awful lot of grieving relatives to keep quiet.
    But that is one thing they are very good at

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    But that is one thing they are very good at
    Other things they are good at:

    Spare ribs in brown gloop.
    Balls in fluorescent gloop.
    Noodles, with or without bat.

    Also, their little yellow women are sometimes extremely cute.

    On balance, 7 out of 10, would recommend.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Other things they are good at:

    Spare ribs in brown gloop.
    Balls in fluorescent gloop.
    Noodles, with or without bat.

    Also, their little yellow women are sometimes extremely cute.

    On balance, 7 out of 10, would recommend.
    Ah - reminds of the five young women who ran the Sisters bar just outside the campus of the University of Guangzhou. Every single one a cutie

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Other things they are good at:

    Spare ribs in brown gloop.
    Balls in fluorescent gloop.
    Noodles, with or without bat.

    Also, their little yellow women are sometimes extremely cute.

    On balance, 7 out of 10, would recommend.
    I have foresworn Chinese food forever in protest at all this. We cannot allow their cultural hegemony to progress any further. Never again will Wok-U-Like receive any custom from me.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Sweeping 30,000 corpses under the carpet is one thing b, but 2 million? That’s an awful lot of grieving relatives to keep quiet.
    they've probably used the relatives as fuel at power stations.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Sweeping 30,000 corpses under the carpet is one thing b, but 2 million? That’s an awful lot of grieving relatives to keep quiet.
    Across a huge country with a population of 1.4 billion people, though. 2 million deaths in that context doesn't mean them piling up in the streets, it just means a similar proportional spike as other countries have seen. Also, I think you underestimate just how effective and all-pervasive the Chinese security state is.

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