Greta Thunberg is 17

[Monty92]

I think you'd be permitted a special dispensation if you've just lost a clockweight and want to check that you are not wholly unmanned? I mean it was essentially medical in nature, if you think about it.

I tried to think of it like that when I had to go to hospital to give a sperm sample. Was a bit tricky getting in the right mood in the knowledge that there was probably someone on the floor below me getting told they have 3 months to live.

Turned out the absolute f*cking mountain of porn they kindly leave for you did help me overcome that particular hurdle, tbf.

[Burney]

I tried to think of it like that when I had to go to hospital to give a sperm sample. Was a bit tricky getting in the right mood in the knowledge that there was probably someone on the floor below me getting told they have 3 months to live.

Turned out the absolute f*cking mountain of porn they kindly leave for you did help me overcome that particular hurdle, tbf.

It's an odd business, isn't it? Ejaculating in a strange room where you were well aware other men had spent their load very recently?

In that sense it reminded me of visiting your mum's house.

[Monty92]

It's an odd business, isn't it? Ejaculating in a strange room where you were well aware other men had spent their load very recently?

In that sense it reminded me of visiting your mum's house.

More-reem, Lip-man?

Most innuendo laden name ever, imo.

[redgunamo]

Oh, no. The NHS hands out free porn now? Is there nothing these people can't do

I tried to think of it like that when I had to go to hospital to give a sperm sample. Was a bit tricky getting in the right mood in the knowledge that there was probably someone on the floor below me getting told they have 3 months to live.

Turned out the absolute f*cking mountain of porn they kindly leave for you did help me overcome that particular hurdle, tbf.