The Workington returning officer sounded on the brink of tears.

[Burney]

Pssssst....if you're still struggling to, ahem, "arrive", Heidi Allen is currently on the BBC.

I mean, if you can look past the jawline, there's something approaching a moderatelt attractive woman, there.

Thing is, I loathe her so much I’d feel duty-bound to basically render her wheelchair-bound after coition and at my age I’m not sure I have the energy for sex that angry or vigorous.

[Monty92]

Thing is, I loathe her so much I’d feel duty-bound to basically render her wheelchair-bound after coition and at my age I’m not sure I have the energy for sex that angry or vigorous.

Did you see Justine Greening earlier, immediately trying to weasel her way back into the Tory party with a cringing brown-nosing monologue about how great Boris's agenda is.

I'd happily render her wheelchair bound so long as I can skip the sex, the wart-faced slag.