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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I just do the thing where I heat up my car before I get into it. I can happily munch my breakfast while it gets on with making everything nice and toasty for me when I get into it. It was lovely this morning. It was tropical in there.
    And when your car gets stolen the insurance company wont pay out
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    And when your car gets stolen the insurance company wont pay out
    Yes, that is indeed the danger, unless one lives in a gated, walled compound, safe from pikies and common elements.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    And when your car gets stolen the insurance company wont pay out
    LOL! I don't live in the north, p. I live on a nice quiet cul-de-sac full of nice, respectable old people that no-one ever comes down. I can also see my car on the drive from where I'm eating breakfast, so it would require a remarkably adept car thief to achieve this feat.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    LOL! I don't live in the north, p. I live on a nice quiet cul-de-sac full of nice, respectable old people that no-one ever comes down. I can also see my car on the drive from where I'm eating breakfast, so it would require a remarkably adept car thief to achieve this feat.
    And what of the appalling and profligate waste of fuel and the needless pollution of the atmosphere just because you want to step into a warm car? * You are single-handedly responsible for the impending climate catastrophe!

    BTW, thieves don't tend to saunter up to the car and give you a little wave before making themselves comfortable, strapping themselves in and cautiously exiting your driveway b. They tend to be sickeningly quick at what they do, rather like weasels.

    * may do the same thing myself.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    And what of the appalling and profligate waste of fuel and the needless pollution of the atmosphere just because you want to step into a warm car? * You are single-handedly responsible for the impending climate catastrophe!

    BTW, thieves don't tend to saunter up to the car and give you a little wave before making themselves comfortable, strapping themselves in and cautiously exiting your driveway b. They tend to be sickeningly quick at what they do, rather like weasels.

    * may do the same thing myself.
    What of it?

    And, because I don't live in some shíthole like London or the north, I'm prepared to take the risk that there aren't hordes of opportunistic car thieves prowling the streets at 6.30 on a freezing weekday morning. Call me a devil-may-care renegade, but there we are.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What of it?

    And, because I don't live in some shíthole like London or the north, I'm prepared to take the risk that there aren't hordes of opportunistic car thieves prowling the streets at 6.30 on a freezing weekday morning. Call me a devil-may-care renegade, but there we are.
    Have you moved to Brigadoon?

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What of it?

    And, because I don't live in some shíthole like London or the north, I'm prepared to take the risk that there aren't hordes of opportunistic car thieves prowling the streets at 6.30 on a freezing weekday morning. Call me a devil-may-care renegade, but there we are.
    And the fact you drive an Austin Allegro or some such probably excludes you from the target list too.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What of it?

    And, because I don't live in some shíthole like London or the north, I'm prepared to take the risk that there aren't hordes of opportunistic car thieves prowling the streets at 6.30 on a freezing weekday morning. Call me a devil-may-care renegade, but there we are.
    You live is a ****hole in Hertfordshire instead!
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    You live is a ****hole in Hertfordshire instead!

    What an angry chap you are.

    My apparently limitless capacity for getting the vein in your temple throbbing is one of the few reasons I still bother with this place.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What an angry chap you are.

    My apparently limitless capacity for getting the vein in your temple throbbing is one of the few reasons I still bother with this place.
    You don't! So don't let that stop you leaving

    Ware is actually quite nice for somewhere down South
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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