which has caused us all such pain.

I am going to even things up a bit with my own Satanic bargain.

Dear Shaitan

Please let it be known that if you fix it for Our Cesc to come home and assist Freddie and play in central midfield, I'll happily accept a Labour victory and will send General Secretary Corbyn a congratulatory letter.

Yours faihfully

Sir Charlie

There. That should do the trick.