YOU MUST
1) go to the pub at some point
2) not eat until after listening to Her Maj
3) open presents before you have Christmas breakfast
4) have smoked salmon and some form of a pig as part of your breakfast
5) fall asleep on the couch with a drink in your hand and the kitchen an utter mess
Anything else?
You're not the boss of me.Originally Posted by WES
By chance you have approached civilised behaviour in two areas:
Presents must be opened before breakfast. What soret of weird ascetic Protestantism are you suffering from if you make people wait for their presents?
Breakfast is smoked salmon scrambled eggs. With coriander for decent folk.
Otherwise you're all over the place there.
Open presents - 8am
Christmas breakfast - 10am
Local pub - 12pm - 1:00pm
Make dinner - 1-3pm
Her Maj
Dinner eaten 3:30-5pm
5-7pm telly, music, stomach digests, liver recovers
7pm onwards - steam in again
Perfect
This is a celebration of the birth of baby Jesus, who came to save you from your sin. It's not a military fúcking operation!
On one of my favourite ever Christmases, Top Gun was on and the entire family enjoyed it tremendously. Failing Top Gun, Zulu would be ideal.
My favourite memory of all time is a Christmas Eve mid-afternoon, with snow on the ground outside, mother cooking mince pies, lying in front of the TV watching the Battle of the Bulge.
I want to be a child again please.
Will you be sharing Christmas with your estranged snobby spastic sister?
I have never seen Top Gun.
wd me, imo
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Can you put coriander in scrambled eggs? I've never tried that.
In the 6 weeks I've been away, all my herbs in my herb garden will have died, won't they?
Even the parsley and that was going mad as I planted two at once and they joined together and went mental, attacking all the other wons.
No. Smoked salmon is one of the most overrated things ever. Eggs Benedict for brekkers.
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