Resting heart rate?

[Burney]

54. I'm like an Olympic fúcking athlete.

How come my blood pressure is on the edge of requiring medication?

Bodies are ****s.

Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption of the white, crystalline substances?

I mean salt, obviously.

[Sir C]

Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption of the white, crystalline substances?

I mean salt, obviously.

The doctor told me to cut down on salt, so I did. For a whole week I used less salt than normal.

Made precisely fúck all difference.

Doctors are ****s.

[Burney]

The doctor told me to cut down on salt, so I did. For a whole week I used less salt than normal.

Made precisely fúck all difference.

Doctors are ****s.

Surely blood pressure is a classic example of the observer's paradox? I mean simply by worrying about it, you're raising it, so you're probably best off not knowing about it. FACT*.




*Burney is not a medical professional. Anyone considering taking medical advice from Burney ought to first consult their doctor. Burney accepts no responsibility for injury, illness or death arising from his advice.

[IUFG]

Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption of the white, crystalline substances?

I mean salt, obviously.

It'll be all that MSG in his flourescent orange gloop he eats down the Chinese