WD Saka and Emi Martinez

[Monty92]

Monty, insufferable? As if!

Yes that's right, I just poked my tongue out at you. Your move...

[Sir C]

Yes that's right, I just poked my tongue out at you. Your move...

I've got to go to a birthday party at Maidstone Utd football ground next weekend. And I've been booked into the Maidstone Premier Inn.

Maidstone. Premier Inn. This must all be your fault you Kentish ****.

[Monty92]

I've got to go to a birthday party at Maidstone Utd football ground next weekend. And I've been booked into the Maidstone Premier Inn.

Maidstone. Premier Inn. This must all be your fault you Kentish ****.

I was in Maidstone a few weeks ago. The drive was certainly more scenic than the town and, specifically, its women.

I miss moderately attractive women At this rate I might have to start watching porn

[Sir C]

I was in Maidstone a few weeks ago. The drive was certainly more scenic than the town and, specifically, its women.

I miss moderately attractive women At this rate I might have to start watching porn

Are you suggesting that your glw is a right minger?

[PSRB]

I've got to go to a birthday party at Maidstone Utd football ground next weekend. And I've been booked into the Maidstone Premier Inn.

Maidstone. Premier Inn. This must all be your fault you Kentish ****.

I'm in the Surbiton (Tolworth) Premier Inn tomorrow night

[Sir C]

I'm in the Surbiton (Tolworth) Premier Inn tomorrow night

I'm told it's a step up from a Travelodge.

[PSRB]

I'm told it's a step up from a Travelodge.

The beds are supposed to be comfy, which I guess, is the main point

[Burney]

The beds are supposed to be comfy, which I guess, is the main point

If you try not to think about the fact that you're basically sleeping in the combined ejaculate of several thousand lonely sales reps, it's fine.

[IUFG]

If you try not to think about the fact that you're basically sleeping in the combined ejaculate of several thousand lonely sales reps, it's fine.

I'd like to think they at least wash the bedsheets, b.

I dare not look at a hotel mattress tbh...

[IUFG]

I'm in the Surbiton (Tolworth) Premier Inn tomorrow night

There's a Holiday Inn there with a view of the river.
Still, I'm sure the Premier Inn has lovely views of the industrial estate...