Whilst the story is sad the headline made me laugh

[Burney]

It was all about the purity of the artificial sausage skin. The uniformity of its brownness. The balndness of the texture of the fat-soaked rusk that constituted the filling. It was the perfect budget sausage experience.

I don't deny it was a bangertastic experience. I just think the wise thing would have been to order one battered and one unsheathed. The best of both worlds.

[Peter]

I don't deny it was a bangertastic experience. I just think the wise thing would have been to order one battered and one unsheathed. The best of both worlds.

Call me some sort of poofter if you will but I have never been terribly fond of sausages. They tend to sit towards the 'disgusting' end of foodstuffs, where also sits the doner kebab.

Every now and then I like a doner.....

[IUFG]

where also sits the doner kebab.

get the fúck out, p...

[Burney]

Call me some sort of poofter if you will but I have never been terribly fond of sausages. They tend to sit towards the 'disgusting' end of foodstuffs, where also sits the doner kebab.

Every now and then I like a doner.....

Whereas I believe the sausage to be superior to bacon.

Given the choice, it's sausage every time.

[IUFG]

Whereas I believe the sausage to be superior to bacon.

Given the choice, it's sausage every time.

Ah, but the scent of frying sausage doesn't arouse the olfactories anywhere near as much as frying bacon.

So swings and roundabouts imo

[Burney]

Ah, but the scent of frying sausage doesn't arouse the olfactories anywhere near as much as frying bacon.

So swings and roundabouts imo

The older I get, the more convinced I am that bacon is overrated. There, I've said it.

I'd even put it behind black pudding, tbh.

[IUFG]

The older I get, the more convinced I am that bacon is overrated. There, I've said it.

I'd even put it behind black pudding, tbh.

Heathen!

That is not to say both sausages and black pudding are great.
although, I prefer my black pudding to be fairly spicy and (slightly) overcooked to the point of crispiness.

[PSRB]

Heathen!

That is not to say both sausages and black pudding are great.
although, I prefer my black pudding to be fairly spicy and (slightly) overcooked to the point of crispiness.

Streaky bacon, smoked bacon, lardons, Frazzles, etc

[Peter]

The older I get, the more convinced I am that bacon is overrated. There, I've said it.

I'd even put it behind black pudding, tbh.

that is just utterly ridiculous. I'm almost annoyed!

[IUFG]

that is just utterly ridiculous. I'm almost annoyed!

He's wrong of course.

Heard from the ex-Missus at all, p?