Normally, one takes a dim view of the Swiss. Yesterday, however, I met one whose name

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is Roger Kunz.

I made sure to get his business card, which will now occupy the same pantheon currently graced by such august names as Fanny Pounder and Bent Willy Hansen.

Watches. Cuckoo clocks. Toblerone.

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Watches. Cuckoo clocks. Toblerone.

Toblerone is inedible due to being shaped like an anti-tank obstacle. It's basically a cleft palate waiting to happen.

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Toblerone is inedible due to being shaped like an anti-tank obstacle. It's basically a cleft palate waiting to happen.

Perhaps you're supposed to eat it with a knife and fork.

Like Wenger does with an apple.