Even if this Pepe fellow doeseventually sign,

[Rich]

what are the chances he'll be any good?

You all told me that Torreira would fart lightning and shít thunder. He arrived late, played about 4 decent games, played about 10 shít games, then didn't play.

Brilliant.

He's already had pictures in hit kit, for goodness sake. He will wear the number 19 jersey. #ITK.

[Burney]

He's already had pictures in hit kit, for goodness sake. He will wear the number 19 jersey. #ITK.

'Jersey'?

[Ash]

'Jersey'?

Jersey, knickerbockers and stockings.

What else you expect footballers to wear?

[Burney]

Jersey, knickerbockers and stockings.

What else you expect footballers to wear?

Your talk of knickerbockers and stockings has me quite hot under the collar, a. Phwoar!