Spending £72m on a forward :cloud9:

[Monty92]

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Based on a detailed assessment of two of his YouTube showreels I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the spindly one-footed c*nt will be an unmitigated failure

[Burney]

Based on a detailed assessment of two of his YouTube showreels I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the spindly one-footed c*nt will be an unmitigated failure

I simply assume all our new signings will be terrible these days.

[Monty92]

I simply assume all our new signings will be terrible these days.

In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.

Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.

[Burney]

In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.

Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.

Bad man.

[Peter]

In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.

Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.

Really.... he looks that ****?

[Rich]

Really.... he looks that ****?

I'd say he looks pretty damn good, actually. Does a nice goal on his right foot from a tight angle. First touch is ridiculous. Very skillful, very powerful, very fast.

PSG want him but cannot bid for him due to FFP

[WES]

In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.

Just like Diego Maradonna

[Tony C]

So we signed a pacey Davor Suker

[Monty92]

Think Luis Boa Morte without the kind face

He sounds like the new Ruel Fox to me.

[Burney]

Think Luis Boa Morte without the kind face

Always had a soft spot for Boa Morte. There was three quarters of a really good player there.

Mind you, I was unsettled by the fact that his surname was 'Good Death' in Portuguese.