My cat has to go into the vet tomorrow for some dental work.

[Burney]

Yes, Bertie. Apparently he's got some funny-shaped teeth which are pressing on his gum. Rather than remove them they're going to do some sort of orthodontic magic.

In short, the cat's having fúcking cosmetic surgery.

To be fair, you've invested so much money in him over the years, you can't really complain now. Isn't he mostly bionic these days anyway?

[Sir C]

To be fair, you've invested so much money in him over the years, you can't really complain now. Isn't he mostly bionic these days anyway?

He's got a new hip ball joint, but he grew that himself.

He has to take two drugs every day for the arthritis in that hip. The supply of these two drugs comes to £140 per month.

Every month.

The insurance company don't cover them.

[Burney]

He's got a new hip ball joint, but he grew that himself.

He has to take two drugs every day for the arthritis in that hip. The supply of these two drugs comes to £140 per month.

Every month.

The insurance company don't cover them.

Fúcking hell. I reckon he has a fair claim to be the most expensive cat in history. You should get them to give him gold teeth. He'd look well gangsta.