'Man finds own amputated leg on cigarette packets without consent'

[Sir C]

Yes, so I understand. I was trying to work out at what point the whole scenario transformed from 'cool' to 'a bit shít, actually'? Was it when he fúcked it to the extent of crashing head-on with a Ford, when impact took place or when he got all mangled and died?

I think it's important to decide where the cool/shít line was crossed.

Surely there's something cool about his mangled remains in the wreckage? Like Chris Kristofferson at the end of A Star Is Born.

Write yourself off in a Ferrari/Porsche = cool as fúck.

[Burney]

Surely there's something cool about his mangled remains in the wreckage? Like Chris Kristofferson at the end of A Star Is Born.

Write yourself off in a Ferrari/Porsche = cool as fúck.

Spoiler alert, ffs!

Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.

[IUFG]

Spoiler alert, ffs!

Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.

You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness.

[Burney]

You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness.

Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.

[IUFG]

Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.

I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh

[Burney]

I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh

Pipe smokers are proper wronguns, though.

[IUFG]

Pipe smokers are proper wronguns, though.

I agree.

David Prescott, the kitchen floor shítter, smoked a pipe. What a ****.