Is it also cool to die in a road traffic collision?Originally Posted by Sir C
Is it also cool to die in a road traffic collision?
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
It is if you look like a Greek God and you're driving a Porsche Spyder far too fast.
To be honest any speed in a Porsche 356 is too fast. They were, quite literally, death traps.
Yes, so I understand. I was trying to work out at what point the whole scenario transformed from 'cool' to 'a bit shít, actually'? Was it when he fúcked it to the extent of crashing head-on with a Ford, when impact took place or when he got all mangled and died?
I think it's important to decide where the cool/shít line was crossed.
Surely there's something cool about his mangled remains in the wreckage? Like Chris Kristofferson at the end of A Star Is Born.
Write yourself off in a Ferrari/Porsche = cool as fúck.
Spoiler alert, ffs!
Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.
You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
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