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  1. 07-18-2019, 02:27 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Spoiler alert, ffs!

    Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.
    You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness.
    Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.
    I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh
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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh
    Pipe smokers are proper wronguns, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Pipe smokers are proper wronguns, though.
    I agree.

    David Prescott, the kitchen floor shítter, smoked a pipe. What a ****.
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