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Thread: Good Lord! They're going to put that toilet trader Turing on the £50 note!

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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    This, gentleman, is an outrage. I don't care what he did with numbers, he was bang to rights, the filthy little sodomite.
    All joking aside, the fact remains that he broke the law and was, therefore, a criminal.

    Plus, bumming.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    All joking aside, the fact remains that he broke the law and was, therefore, a criminal.

    Plus, bumming.
    Has any other country ever put a convicted sex offender on their banknotes?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Has any other country ever put a convicted sex offender on their banknotes?

    Boris to issue a full pardon?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez View Post
    Boris to issue a full pardon?
    To be fair, I think he was pardoned a while back. Wrongly, in my opinion. The law of the day is the law. You can't just overlook that because a chap's good at maths.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    To be fair, I think he was pardoned a while back. Wrongly, in my opinion. The law of the day is the law. You can't just overlook that because a chap's good at maths.
    There was a war on, you know. All hands to the pump, as it were.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    There was a war on, you know. All hands to the pump, as it were.
    Not when he was caught toilet trading there wasn't. Naturally one could turn a blind eye to these things in extremis, but not in perpetuity. No, I've no sympathy. Chemical castration was too good for him.

  7. #7

    Quite b. The idea that the Turing Machine was an abstract computing device of

    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Not when he was caught toilet trading there wasn't. Naturally one could turn a blind eye to these things in extremis, but not in perpetuity. No, I've no sympathy. Chemical castration was too good for him.
    breathtaking genius is a common misconception. It was nothing more than a mechanical contraption he designed for the purpose of plunging a large wooden phallus into his bowels, leaving both hands free to tinker with his abacus.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Has any other country ever put a convicted sex offender on their banknotes?
    No - they just put them in the White House to stop them getting convicted

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    No - they just put them in the White House to stop them getting convicted
    Are you suggesting Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Jackson and Grant were sex cases, la?

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Are you suggesting Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Jackson and Grant were sex cases, la?
    Sounds like a 70s band, b guilty

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