Anyway, I think we can all agree on one thing. And that is that...

[Luis Anaconda]

You do realise that this is Rich suggesting this, so should be taken with a punch of salt as he knows nothing about sport

Knows nothing about football - his knowledge of cricket is generally excellent. Talked up Buttler and Woakes before they were acknowledged as top quality

[Rich]

Knows nothing about football - his knowledge of cricket is generally excellent. Talked up Buttler and Woakes before they were acknowledged as top quality

Thank you, LA. Now that Woakes is a World Champion; I ought to send him an invoice for my watch that he broke when we were 17.

[Burney]

Thank you, LA. Now that Woakes is a World Champion; I ought to send him an invoice for my watch that he broke when we were 17.

Did he not receive a Hublot watch for being MOTM against Australia? He could give you that.

[Rich]

Did he not receive a Hublot watch for being MOTM against Australia? He could give you that.

It's 'Player Of The Match'. Do you not understand what a sexist pig you are being by referring to a 'man' of the match. You have no idea how he identifies.

[Burney]

It's 'Player Of The Match'. Do you not understand what a sexist pig you are being by referring to a 'man' of the match. You have no idea how he identifies.

Chris Woke?

[Rich]

Chris Woke?

Very good.

[Luis Anaconda]

Chris Woke?

Bowling b ..

[Luis Anaconda]

Thank you, LA. Now that Woakes is a World Champion; I ought to send him an invoice for my watch that he broke when we were 17.

He can probably afford it