This Jeffrey Epstein business promises to be a good laugh.

[Ash]

I really think the earth might split open. All kinds of people were involved. It reminds me of that 90s movie, The Devil's Advocate.

Speaking of the Illuminati, I am totally meeting up with one of them. In fact, I've invited them to my party in Vienna next week. Ima git me some Illuminati action!

Yep. They control Hollywood, according to the internets, so it should be good for business. Take an owl. They like them, apparently.

[eastgermanautos]

Yep. They control Hollywood, according to the internets, so it should be good for business. Take an owl. They like them, apparently.

Best advice I ever received. An owl it shall be!

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It's already being suggested that the pilot logs show that Bill Clinton flew on his private jet 29 times and that there were underage girls on board every time.

understood to have used Air Force One to pile into a succession of wheelchair bound orphans. If the POTUS can't freely rape children who can?

[bbrian]

It's already being suggested that the pilot logs show that Bill Clinton flew on his private jet 29 times and that there were underage girls on board every time.

Prince Andrew has been on that jet too , i believe . ...amazed Epstein failed to move to South America in the last few yrs

[Burney]

Prince Andrew has been on that jet too , i believe . ...amazed Epstein failed to move to South America in the last few yrs

Does seem to be a remarkable oversight not to have fled to more nonce-friendly climes like the Cambodian jungle, I must admit.

I wouldn't put it past Prince Andrew. I've never liked the cut of his jib. Mind you, all the sons of that marriage are pretty ghastly. Anne's the only decent one of them.

[Ash]

I wouldn't put it past Prince Andrew. I've never liked the cut of his jib. Mind you, all the sons of that marriage are pretty ghastly. Anne's the only decent one of them.

Lizards, you see.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Lizards, you see.

Ghastly, vile parasitic indolent lizards a.

[Ash]

Ghastly, vile parasitic indolent lizards a.

And we know why they live so damn long, don't we, eh?

Oh yes.

Adrenochrome.

The baby-scoffing b@stards!

[Luis Anaconda]

Lizards, you see.

I always thought this was very harsh on lizards

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Mind you, all the sons of that marriage are pretty ghastly. Anne's the only decent one of them.

I once drew an imperious hard stare from Anne. I was in my plumbers van down in Bourne End, executing a 3 point turn that had descended into a 7 point turn and looked up to see two police outriders glaring at me and Anne glaring at me impatiently from her limo.

I wound down the window and informed 'em all that this was a public highway and I'd take as many goes as I fúckin' well needed and if she didn't like it she could slide her right royal a'hole onto my fat working class finger*

*May have grinned sheepishly at the coppers and obsequiously touched the forelock for Anne.