Ornstien has spoken. Zaha deal off as Palace have been left furious at Arsenal's

[Pokster]

Liverpool comes to mind (what are they smoking at The Emirates) with Suarez. Celtic and Palace this summer.

We offered Suarez's contractrelease clause....so Liverpools blustering was a smoke screen

we have offered Celtic a record for a scottish player to move to England and not far off the highest ever tfr fee received for any player to move to England

Palace are so angry they are trying to buy Jenkinson off us...wow they must be livid with us

[IUFG]

so which other clubs have we ever "angered"

it's business, innit.

Midly irritated might be more accurate...

[Burney]

derisory offer & now not willing to speak with Arsenal. Major changes in stance needed from both parties for a deal.

Napoli have edged ahead of Arsenal & look most likely to complete signing of Tierney.

I'm amusing myself by imagining Woy Hodgson trying to say 'derisory'.

[IUFG]

I'm amusing myself by imagining Woy Hodgson trying to say 'derisory'.

Woyhammuh .

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'm amusing myself by imagining Woy Hodgson trying to say 'derisory'.

D'wiser-wee

[Tony C]

I think the problem is Raul is not giving Celtic good add ons.

Why not just say - £5m for every goal he scores from his own half and £2m for every injury time winner.

The Scots love to gamble...they’ll go for this imo

[Sir C]

derisory offer & now not willing to speak with Arsenal. Major changes in stance needed from both parties for a deal.

Napoli have edged ahead of Arsenal & look most likely to complete signing of Tierney.

And it's 'Ornstein', you thick ****.

[Burney]

And it's 'Ornstein', you thick ****.

This Ornstein chap, is he by any chance...you know...a...erm...well does he...I mean to say...is he one of them?

[Sir C]

This Ornstein chap, is he by any chance...you know...a...erm...well does he...I mean to say...is he one of them?

A journalist? Yes, I fear he may be.

I wondered for a moment whether rich may have been confused by the way Ornstein's name is mispronounced as Ornstien. Then I decided that he's probably just a thick ****.

[Burney]

A journalist? Yes, I fear he may be.

I wondered for a moment whether rich may have been confused by the way Ornstein's name is mispronounced as Ornstien. Then I decided that he's probably just a thick ****.

Our German teacher told us always to remember that ‘ie’ is e and ‘ei’ is ‘i’ by using ‘Sieg heil’ as an aide memoire.

Sound chap.